Spock: A trap? That's highly illogical. Why would a cat scooch on the tile after going to the cat box?

C: This calls for a medical opinion, Bones? Come to the bridge!

Bones: Jim, Give me a minute!

C: Scotty, what's with the transporter?

Scotty: Cap'n, It looks like we've entered the Cat Box Quadrant. THere's some kind of magnetic attraction those Clingons are generating. I think there's a problem with the cat's rear!

Bones: Scotty is right, somehow those Clingons have generated a biological gravity field and are orbiting Furranus!

C: We have to do something!