But it's become our culture to accept emasculation of our pets as normal. Turning our pets into little eunuchs has become acceptable.
And giving them implants will reverse the process?

you'd think I was nuts, no pun intended
Eh, one could always use the term lunatic for clarity.

I just asked my Barney if he wanted implants? His doggy language suggested he was more interested in another bowl of food (having just eaten a few minutes ago) - with extra fish oil pills this time around. Although I imagine any left over spaghetti tonight would also help the ease the humiliation he must feel every day.