I love Brad Paisley.
We have this same discussion on a dogs only forum I'm a member of. I started changing the song into dog lyrics. I sang it to Kiara a few times, telling her I'd like to check her for ticks.

everytime you take a slurp
in this water bowl right here
you get in my face and burp
and i wish i wasn't so near
and in the corner in the backyard
you keep playing peekaboo
but i wish you'd just come inside
and quit playing with that piece of poo