Of course, I have the ONLY sure-fire way to rid you of your illness, and it involves Cincinnati and a blue eyed boy. He he he.

Lots of fluids, lots of gargling with salt water, and, as gross as it sounds, spit! Somehow, swallowing all that stuff you just coughed up seems to be insulting.

Most of the time, the bad part of the cold just lasts a couple of days..so, this is just a slight bump, and the fun you are about to have will make it seem like a distant memory.