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  1. 03-14-2007, 09:40 AM #1
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    hee hee I have to send that to my brothers & sister.
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    *giggle* That's a classic for sure! I love being Irish this time of year...

    Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drives his new BMW into an Irish gas station.

    An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is, "Top o' the morning to ya".

    As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So what are those things my, son?" asks the attendant.

    "They're called tees," replied Tiger.

    "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquired the Irishman.

    "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.

    "Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimed the Irish attendant. "Those fellas working for BMW think of everything!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by wolflady

    *giggle*


    "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.

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    ROTFLMAO!!!!     Holy cow, Wolflady, I about fell of my chair on that one! Definitly going to send it on to my hubby for his golf buddies!

    I got a good giggle out of "Patty O'Furniture", too!
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    LOL LOL
    jackmilliesmom, hope you have a grand time. Will you be having green Irish beer? *grins* Have a pint for me if you do!

    Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone!

    Here's another funny for you all...

    Casey and McBride were coming home from a Sunday lunchtime drinking session, when they stumbled over a large cadaver by the roadside.

    'It's a mule,' said one.

    'No, 'tis a donkey,' said the other.

    'Here comes the parish priest, he'll settle the matter.'

    'Father, could you help us?' asked Casey. 'Could you tell us if this is a mule or a donkey.'

    'It's neither,' said the holy man. 'It's an ass. And don't leave it there. Get a shovel and bury it.'

    Ten minutes later the two boys were hard at it digging up the soil when O'Shaughnessy happened along.

    'What's that you're doing, lads, digging a fox hole?'

    'Not according to the parish priest,' said Casey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wolflady

    "Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimed the Irish attendant. "Those fellas working for BMW think of everything!"

    *snorts in most unladylike fashion*
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