Dr. Goodnow Needs Some PT Prayers!

[Grace]

She said that she is plotting an attack with her knitting needle on the clog-wearing nurses!!!

Oh dear, speaking as a retired nurse, I find this just a bit too much. Remember that nurses have sharper needles, and know just how to use them for full effect.

Seriously, the nurse can be your best friend, or worst enemy; depends on what you want.

Hope you feel better quickly. I had pneumonia 8 years ago. didn't have to be hospitalized, but it took me a good 6 weeks to feel 'normal' again.

[DrKym]

Hehe although I have my evil plots! I must say that most of the staff here is wonderful, there are the few unproffessional apples, ( I am not really interested in how much you hate your job or the patient in the next room, and if so you may consider doing something else.......like going home to read want ads)

My lungs have made their pictorial debut this AM, and I am sure that Doogie Howsers evil twin will be by later this afternoon to let me know how they ranked in Photography 101. I did tell my lungs to shower and dress so that they will impress the Doc.

Jasper the King of all Nice things (necessary since his wife is evil) sent a huge bouquet to the Nursies along with several boxes of Chocolates( I did not tell him I laced the choccies with sleeping pills they give me here) So I wait with anticipation of them being eaten!

I am trying to make friends with the prisoner in the next bed but alas no luck, I think they gagged her, and are using her for scientific experiments.
Of course she could also just be being quiet since she has just had an operation for her severely infected adenoids and tonsils.............I could be wrong.

I have been allowed to see other parts of this place today none are all that appealing, I think the thought is if we make it eqwually depressing on all floors ppl will RUN from here. I however can only hobble and they caught me

Thanks again for all the wishes and the good vibes the seem to be working as my humor is back, unless of course I stole it from the next bed.........

[Randi]

Yeah, I can tell they drugged you, but glad you're in a good spirit.

Hope you'll get better soon and get out of there before you're charged with murder!

[Karen]

Now remember, nurses are human beings, too. And they can hi-jack the oatmeal and delay the tray so all you get is cold cream-of-wheat, too, so better be nice!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Now remember, nurses are human beings, too. And they can hi-jack the oatmeal and delay the tray so all you get is cold cream-of-wheat, too, so better be nice!

Or even worse than the cold cream-of-wheat, they may give you cold scrambled eggs!!! YUCKIE POO!!!!

Get well and outta there fast, ok?

[DrKym]

YAY! doing my best to get out, as all escape routes are blocked! Havent heard from the xray guru yet but the blood work came back happy!

Now if my lungs are being good I get to go home tomorrow! Same song keeps going through my head by the Moody Blues.............Nights in White satin....."breathe deep the gathering gloom........"


AND YUCK TO COLD C.of W or EGGIES
that would be awful punishment

[borzoimom]

YAY! doing my best to get out, as all escape routes are blocked! Havent heard from the xray guru yet but the blood work came back happy!

Now if my lungs are being good I get to go home tomorrow! Same song keeps going through my head by the Moody Blues.............Nights in White satin....."breathe deep the gathering gloom........"

Watch lights fade from every room.. Cold people look back and rement- another day -useless- yet it is spent.. .. Cold that thy be Lord that rules the night- changes the colors from our sight- . Red is grey and yellow white- but WE DECIDE WHICH IS RIGHT- AND WHICH IS AN ILLUSION..."

[GreyhoundGirl]

Oh dear, speaking as a retired nurse, I find this just a bit too much. Remember that nurses have sharper needles, and know just how to use them for full effect.

ROFLMAO!!!!

I LOVE this thread!!!!!!!