Dr. Goodnow Needs Some PT Prayers!

[DrKym]

Get well and get yourself out of there.... and BEHAVE! Say to yourself, "these people are trying to help me! Thses are nice people just doing their job! I am paying them to take care of me... They could slip me a not so nice drug so I MUST BE NICE! They could send me down for a colonscopy, I MUST BE NICE!

Laura !!!! I am using your post as a mantra! however....................can I just jab them a LITTLE?

Thank you all so much for your wishes!, the laughter makes me choke and cough which in a way is a good thing............................that which you all don't kill me with will clear my lungs!

Hugs to all!!!

PS there are 88 ceiling tiles in this part of the room, 6 chipped wall tile on the left, and the trim was badly matched over the window...............

[borzoimom]

When you figure out how many tiles square for each above light- its time to go home- or how many cinder block tiles between the outlets.. lol.. Or how many steps from the nursing station to your room with their shoes.. lol..

[GreyhoundGirl]

PS there are 88 ceiling tiles in this part of the room, 6 chipped wall tile on the left, and the trim was badly matched over the window...............

HAHAHA!!! ROFLMAO!!!!! *chokes on hot coco* hot! Hot! Hot!

[Grace]

She said that she is plotting an attack with her knitting needle on the clog-wearing nurses!!!

Oh dear, speaking as a retired nurse, I find this just a bit too much. Remember that nurses have sharper needles, and know just how to use them for full effect.

Seriously, the nurse can be your best friend, or worst enemy; depends on what you want.

Hope you feel better quickly. I had pneumonia 8 years ago. didn't have to be hospitalized, but it took me a good 6 weeks to feel 'normal' again.

[DrKym]

Hehe although I have my evil plots! I must say that most of the staff here is wonderful, there are the few unproffessional apples, ( I am not really interested in how much you hate your job or the patient in the next room, and if so you may consider doing something else.......like going home to read want ads)

My lungs have made their pictorial debut this AM, and I am sure that Doogie Howsers evil twin will be by later this afternoon to let me know how they ranked in Photography 101. I did tell my lungs to shower and dress so that they will impress the Doc.

Jasper the King of all Nice things (necessary since his wife is evil) sent a huge bouquet to the Nursies along with several boxes of Chocolates( I did not tell him I laced the choccies with sleeping pills they give me here) So I wait with anticipation of them being eaten!

I am trying to make friends with the prisoner in the next bed but alas no luck, I think they gagged her, and are using her for scientific experiments.
Of course she could also just be being quiet since she has just had an operation for her severely infected adenoids and tonsils.............I could be wrong.

I have been allowed to see other parts of this place today none are all that appealing, I think the thought is if we make it eqwually depressing on all floors ppl will RUN from here. I however can only hobble and they caught me

Thanks again for all the wishes and the good vibes the seem to be working as my humor is back, unless of course I stole it from the next bed.........

[Randi]

Yeah, I can tell they drugged you, but glad you're in a good spirit.

Hope you'll get better soon and get out of there before you're charged with murder!

[Karen]

Now remember, nurses are human beings, too. And they can hi-jack the oatmeal and delay the tray so all you get is cold cream-of-wheat, too, so better be nice!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Now remember, nurses are human beings, too. And they can hi-jack the oatmeal and delay the tray so all you get is cold cream-of-wheat, too, so better be nice!

Or even worse than the cold cream-of-wheat, they may give you cold scrambled eggs!!! YUCKIE POO!!!!

Get well and outta there fast, ok?

[GreyhoundGirl]

Oh dear, speaking as a retired nurse, I find this just a bit too much. Remember that nurses have sharper needles, and know just how to use them for full effect.

ROFLMAO!!!!

I LOVE this thread!!!!!!!

[moosmom]

Kym,

Geez!! I'm away from this site for a couple of days and you're assulting the nurses and Doogie Housers (do they at least shave yet???) Bad girl, BAAAAAAAAAAAD Kym!!!

Feel better there, girl! Call me. I'm off today.

[gini]

What? You are giving knitting lessons to the nurses? Hmmm............

Just get well! And I hope it is soon because counting those ceiling tiles has to be a very tough job.

[DrKym]

I have been officially released .......now I will wait here silently( Jas duct taped my mouth) while the paperwork transferring guardianship is prepared...................., The guards seem to be lighter in their step today, would ask why but all I can do is grunt through this tape.

Clothes are packed, knitting and crotcheting is packed up, shoes are on, WHY are the nurses dancing???

Lady has been here with reams of papers to sign, she is grinning.......... Just waiting on Doogie Howser to sign off when he arrives, guess school recess isn't here yet for him to pop off over the hospital!

[borzoimom]

I have been officially released .......now I will wait here silently( Jas duct taped my mouth) while the paperwork transferring guardianship is prepared...................., The guards seem to be lighter in their step today, would ask why but all I can do is grunt through this tape.

Clothes are packed, knitting and crotcheting is packed up, shoes are on, WHY are the nurses dancing???

Lady has been here with reams of papers to sign, she is grinning.......... Just waiting on Doogie Howser to sign off when he arrives, guess school recess isn't here yet for him to pop off over the hospital!

SCHOOL RECESS????!!! ROFLMBO!!