Oh, Molly, I agree with Genia that your story is absolutely delightful. What a clever doggie you are to find yourself a home in a Benedictine convent where much value is placed on hospitality. And lucky you...with 5 handmaidens attending to your needs. Of course, you pay them back by protecting them from the attacks of the terrifying chipmunks. Maybe you should be called Saint Molly like a doggie St Joan of Arc.