It's time to grab a little snack
Commercial break! I’ll soon be back!
Some yummy chips? A large glass of pop?
The game’s back on, I 'll just have to stop!

I round the corner, There’s MY seat!
I think the cat has got me beat….
To lose to a cat? That’s pretty lame..
He writes the rule to this little game.

He’s pooped and watered, had a feast
Time to turn into that recliner beast.
I was lining up a drink and my eats.
He made the move into my seat.

Balancing drink and a food platter,
Ready to relax? It really don’t matter!
In less than two minutes, a short finger snap?
The cat’s in the chair, taking a nap!

I longingly gaze at my recliner,
A white tuft of hair, the only reminder!
“You lost this game, You gave up your space!
That’s what you get for feeding your face!”

“How’s about a penalty? The cat took my chair!”
“Look it up in the rules, that play was quite fair!”
This ruling is right, It makes me just stutter!
Under my breath some curses I mutter.

The clock ticks on, the couch is my place.
The final game score brings a scowl to my face
Today there were losers, The Saints to the Bears..
And I got my arse kicked, Ed got the chair!