As for T.O., he's not a CONVICTED felon! He is, however, a raving lunatic, cry baby, crap stirrer, big mouthed jerk! (no, I really don't have any strong opinions on him! lol)
Aww, mugsy, don't hold back, tell us how ya REALLY feel!

WANTED: One starting wide reciever. Requirements: Must have good hands, be able to run precision routes, and be quick. Must also be able to work for less than $6,000,000 per year. Check your ego at the door to the locker room

Benefits: Probable annual playoff bids (with the resulting endorsement contracts)

Contact the New England Patriots, Foxboro MA.