Things my Mother has taught me ...

[Argranade]

That is ALL so true lol my mom says most of those things hahaha..

[Dorothy39]

That is SO right out of the mouth of my Mother too!!!!!!

Great Memories!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Almita]

haha that's a good one and so true.

[dragonfly]

OMG, I love that I was cracking up. I remember so many of those from my mom and you know what now that I'm a mom I've used a few myself.

[Pawsitive Thinking]

Absolutely brilliant!

My all time favourite was "do you want a smack?"

What kid in their right mind is going to say "ooooh yes please!!"

[BC_MoM]

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM:
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

Love that one! lol

[Anita Cholaine]

LOL. It is all so true Thanks for sharing!