Nobody's feet are allowed on the furniture, but your dogs are welcome to sleep on any piece they so choose I think this is the only one that isn't true... Jen's not allowed on furniture.

You and your family haven't had your annual check up in two years, but the dogs are all medically up to date Jen goes to the vets regularly, but I have never seen a docter. Never had a needle either ( not complaining )

You start barking at your children to "Sit! Stay!" I don't have children !

You're more concerned with the dogs' needs than your own when the budget gets tight Oh yes

Dog crates double as chairs and/or tables in your family room Sometimes.....

You can only remember people by associating them with their dog ALWAYS !!! At agility, people never know the owners name, we call each other by our dogs name.

Overnight guests (who share your bed) are offended by having to sleep with you and the dog(s) Never had overnight guests sleep with me.

You snuggle closer to the dog than the person with whom you are sleeping Don't sleep with anyone. I probably would, though

You spend more time looking through mail order catalogues for dog supplies than for Victoria's Secret nighties or Miles Kimball gadgets Doesn't everyone?

All your social activities revolve around other dog people Pretty much, except for piano and ballet.

Everyone at the office is eager to know if the dogs are all right because you were late for the meeting Can't really answer this one, because it has never happened.

The whereabouts of all your important legal and personal documents escapes you, yet you know precisely where to locate the file that includes all the vet records, breed papers and registration HA HA ! That's the only file I have !

Your trunk has an emergency food kit for any strays you might come acrossI force my mom to keep one in the car.

The majority of your charitable contributions go to animal organizations Only place I ever give to regularly.( SPCA )

To win a precious $.75 show ribbon, you think nothing to forking out hundreds of dollars to board/pet sit the other dogs, pay for entry fees, gas, accommodations and meals Of course !

Complete strangers call you on the phone to ask questions because they heard you were a" dog person"A couple of times.

Your mom calls and asks how the granddogs areFirst thing my Grama says: " Hows Pooch?"

Every gift you ever get has something to do with dogsSince I was in Kindergarten.

Your cookie jar has never seen the likes of people cookies Does any cookie Jar?

You rip up the carpet and lay tile to make clean up so much easier If I had my way, I would

Your children (wife, husband, etc.) complain that you always take more pictures of the dog than you do of them I have one pic of all the other people, but uncountable of Jenny.

While proudly showing off your family album, your guest asks, "Isn't there anyone else in your family besides the dog?" How did you know ?!?!?!

Any conversation you're having is effortlessly directed back to the topic of dogs Guilty !

Your first concern when planning a vacation is whether or not the hotel will take petsI'm worse than that ! When we bought Jenny, we bought a trailer so that she can come with us everywere !

Oh, We PTers are bad aren't we?