Change the subject. They don't want answers from you - they don't care. Don't even try to answer them. Change the subject.

And get yourself one of those signs and post it where they can see it: "The more I know about men, the more I love my dogs."

(hmmm....you could tell them that you'll grow out of your pets when THEY grow out of VLTs and beer. LOL)

Catty1