MY.CATS.ARE.MURDERS *sniffles*

[momcat]

Hmm... this sounds like a job for the world famous A&P Investigators! They will get to the bottom of this. Meanwhile fellow kitties, DO NOT talk to ANYONE about this and answer no questions. Remember that you are innocent until proven guilty! Unfortunately these are very serious allegations. If you wish, you can refer all questions to me. Do not say anything and do not sign anything! I'm ready and available to help you. Feel free to contact me for help at anytime.

Your friend,
Groucho the lawyer
Practice limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose

[CalliesMom]

Groucho,

We appreciate your advice! WE are keeping our mouths shut about this; our Meowmie keeps asking us who did it but she gets no more than a meow in answer. We will contact you shortly.

Sincerely,
Callie AKA Nawtee girl
Whisper AKA Whispy Crisp
Shadow AKA Chub a muffin

[AbbyMom]

Love to eat them mousies,
Mousies is what I love to eat,
Bite off they tiny heads,
Nibble on they tiny feet.

Kliban cat ~1970's