Thursday 145-Spa day!

[RICHARD]

Just make sure you wash your 'Hans' when you are done??

Champagne, strawberries and biscuit massages all around!!

Lou!!

Come back!!!!

[RedHedd]

Oh boy! I'll have one of everything with chocolate Hans too

[lbaker]

My mom taught me to wash my "Hans" before AND after *snirk* Oh ReeeeDDDD HeeeeDDDD, think you could bring some of that yummmmy San Fran sourdough for some of this cheese? I've heard that California has great cheese "Happy Cheese Comes From Happy Cows" is what that commercial claims. Why are California cows so happy Must be the grass

[davidpizzica]

Oh, RICHARD, sign me up for an Edster massage too, please! I forgot that you actually had to WORK when you go back to work! My muscles were aching where I didn't know I had muscles. Strawberries and champagne for me, but no Hans!

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Strawberries and champagne for me, but no Hans!

Oh, did I forget to mention that for the guys we've got Gerta. Think big buxom blonde German pushing out of her.....Barbara, what do you call those dresses the women wear during Oktoberfest? Not only can she handle 6 steins of beer in one hand, but she can really work you over with them too. David, if you're sore already, you might want to ask her to go easy on you.....

More champagne for me, please. I'm off to my seaweed wrap. Sounds icky, but it's soooo soothing and warm and cozy. The only problem is they don't let you alone in the room long enough to doze off.

After the wrap, we head to the Scotch Hose/Swiss Shower. A room with about 25 shower heads spraying at you from all angles (gotta get all the seaweed off because it stinks to high heaven!). While you're being showered upon with all the shower heads, Hans stands there with a slightly less powerful fire hose and literally hoses you down from top to bottom, alternating hot and cold water. Hot water is wonderful, cold water is what they call "stimulating". I just call it cold!

When you're done in the shower, you get wrapped in a cozy warm terry towel bathrobe and sent to the pool area to relax and lounge and take in the whole experience. Aaaaaaahhhhhh..........

[davidpizzica]

Debbie, I'll take Gerta, but Donna dear can take over when she comes!

[RICHARD]

Oh, RICHARD, sign me up for an Edster massage too, please! I forgot that you actually had to WORK when you go back to work! My muscles were aching where I didn't know I had muscles. Strawberries and champagne for me, but no Hans!

One massage du Edster?
DONE!

MM,

The WORKS? DONE!

T&P

the Orc was in charge of the pedicures!

One bubbly? DONE!

K

One Edster massage and a glass of water with a twist.

DONE!

Corrina,

A dlc and a foot massage!

DONE!


Slick and Karen....

Toss the dogs into the Jacuzzi and add some soap!

A double BM for the Slickster!

DONE!

Gin i,
One biscuit massage?

DONE!


MOFF,

Show me the monkey!!

I'll take two!

Welcome, Beenie's mom...

Pedicure, facial, scrub and a drink?

DOne!

Welcome Brody's Mum,

An Edster special? No problem!

DONE!

(Have the both of you paid the initiation fee? One clean joke?) .

T&P,,

LOL, you really know your way around the spa!!

like corrina said, your addiction could be worse......
Shopping?

[RedHedd]

My mom taught me to wash my "Hans" before AND after *snirk* Oh ReeeeDDDD HeeeeDDDD, think you could bring some of that yummmmy San Fran sourdough for some of this cheese? I've heard that California has great cheese "Happy Cheese Comes From Happy Cows" is what that commercial claims. Why are California cows so happy Must be the grass

You got it. Sourdough, fresh cheese from the Rouge en Noir Cheese Factory - my FAVORITE cheesery (is that a word? ) where you actually CAN pet those oh-so-happy cows - don't know if it's the "grass" or the wine or maybe it's a combination of both. We DO have the best and I'm not prejudiced, oh no siree-bob, not at all

[Killearn Kitties]

Mmmmm ... nice massage please ... and jacuzzi ... oh a seaweed wrap sounds lovely thanks! A glass of champagne? Why thank you!

BLISS!

[RICHARD]

Mmmmm ... nice massage please ... and jacuzzi ... oh a seaweed wrap sounds lovely thanks! A glass of champagne? Why thank you!

BLISS!

LOL,

Every time I hear about a sea weed wrap I think about SUSHI!

Show you where my mind is at...


No pedicures so far?


The Orc is ready!!


This is an easy day for me, as bartender.....More bubbly, cheese, grapes???


DONE!


Come here Louie, meet the Edster!!!

[Killearn Kitties]

Oh oh oh I'm ready for a pedicure, and a manicure!! I'm just not sure that I am ready for a pedicure from an orc!
No, actually, I don't fancy that at all! Is Mario available?

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Oh oh oh I'm ready for a pedicure, and a manicure!! I'm just not sure that I am ready for a pedicure from an orc!
No, actually, I don't fancy that at all! Is Mario available?

I don't remember exactly, but weren't the orcs some scaley, gross kind of creature with big claws? Don't see how that would make for a good massage so I think I'll pass on him too. And Mario's fingers will be all sticky from the cherries, so I think I'll stick with Hans if you don't mind.

I'm ready for bed, all this "spa-ing" has me down right pooped! One more glass of champagne by the fire though, to make sure I don't get dehydrated. Aaaahhhh....what a life.....

[Kfamr]

Alright Slick... Simba's getting in the tub for you!

Simba prefers baths in the tub, with some cozy warm water.

The girls don't care - anyway is fine (they'd prefer to go without one.)

Kiara wants to know if there any professional tennis ball throwers in the bar today, that don't mind getting splashed by some cold pool water. She's been dying to go for a swim but can't find anyone who will throw her dang ball.


Anddd... Nala wants to know if there's anyone who can do my...er.. her laundry???????

[lbaker]

We have a hard enough time getting the windows washed around here Kay! If you, er um Nala ~ want some laundry done she had best wear it into the hot tub and wiggle her pretty little butt around a bit

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

We have a hard enough time getting the windows washed around here Kay! If you, er um Nala ~ want some laundry done she had best wear it into the hot tub and wiggle her pretty little butt around a bit

That's exactly what I was thinking, Corinna!

Sounds like Kiara would have fun joining our water aerobics class here at the spa. Yes, this is a "healthy" spa and there are workouts and good food to accompany all the good services.

That's the part I always hated. My Aunt is an exercise nut and insists on going to as many exercise classes as possible when not having services done. My mom goes along with it all, so I have to go along too. Guilted into submission when I'd rather just lounge. Who wants to go exercise after a good massage anyway?

Slick, no better way to avoid work than to spend the day at the spa.

Aaaaahhhh......