Someone take the 12 Days of Christmas, PLEASE!!!!

I hate that song!!! Well, ok, dislike intently!!!!

What kind of presents are those anyway? Well, ok the 5 golden rings are good but drummers drumming give me a headache, I'm allergic to milk so need no maids a milking and I need no geese a laying, nor pipers piping or lords a leaping and forget a partridge in a pear tree!