This note is for Terry only...

Just pass it by, OK?


Terry,

Dude,

Knuckle under and get Debbie the cat.

Making her happy is probably the best, It being Christmas and all....Or you can spend that "three months pay" on a diamond that those stupid commercials always talk about....

I have yet to have any fun with a fricking diamond ring.

Diamond or a cat?

A cat will entertain you, A diamond will just depress you -How many more payments do I have on that thing?

If you buy a diamond all the girls will bug their guys to do the same thing!
Do you want to be unpopular?

Diamonds won't make you laugh or play, you can't talk to diamonds or teach them tricks.


But diamonds won't scratch your furniture.


Diamonds suck anyway.