Stupid things people say. . ..

[Alysser]

"THIS IS CHICKEN!???" Said by Jessica Simpson while eating Chicken of the sea tuna!

[Flatcoatluver]

everybody wanna hear a blonde joke, would anybody be insulted?? and everyone in class lookks at me becuase i am the only real blonde in our class?

[AbbyMom]

"Aren't cats cold and aloof?"

[CathyBogart]

When I'm looking for something and someone says "It will be in the last place you look"

DUH! When I find it I'm GOING TO STOP LOOKING, so even if it's the FIRST place I look it will also be the last.

[Flatcoatluver]

When I'm looking for something and someone says "It will be in the last place you look"

DUH! When I find it I'm GOING TO STOP LOOKING, so even if it's the FIRST place I look it will also be the last.

ha ha ha never thought of that!!!

[Van10]

"You're so small!" (I'm 5"2). I absolutely HATE when people say that! REEEEALLY???? I didn't notice!
And when I was younger people would always comment that I was "such a shy little thing".

So what?!!!!

[PJ's Mom]

I am the queen of saying stupid things, so I rarely make fun of or complain about people who say stupid things.

The checker at the grocery store says, "Come back". I say, "You too!"

[Maya & Inka's mommy]

Whenever I go to a docs appointment, my hubby keeps asking me: "when will you be back"?? Difficult to answer, right

Years ago, when we were trying to get pregnant, some people said really stupid things, like: Well, when will you finally start having a family", and to my hubby "Do you need me to make a picture"??

[caseysmom]

I went through 9 years of infertility Lut I know what you mean...there were a lot of really insensitive comments.

[Sevaede]

"You're so small!" (I'm 5"2). I absolutely HATE when people say that! REEEEALLY???? I didn't notice!
And when I was younger people would always comment that I was "such a shy little thing".

So what?!!!!

heh, I get that too. I am 4 feet and 9 inches.

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

We're a family of four, and if you go through a drive-thru and get 4 large sodas... and only two people are in the car...

they don't give you a drink carrier?


And when I tell everyone I'm leaving to go to Florida in a week, they say, "Really?" No people. It's all a lie to make you look stupid.

[Jadapit]

When people ask their kids "Do you want a spanking?" Like they are going to say yes to that one.

Your going to be attacked by your pit bull. That one really upsets me.

[Argranade]

''Rats with wings'' Where is a hammer when I need one

This saying is stupid but I love it..on my siggy...''Life is hard....harder when your stupid''

The worst saying yet to me is.....''Hey Christina wanna see a full moon''

Some people may not get it..lets just say this moon is..a pain in the arse.

Also its stupid when girls come up to me and say ''is that a pigeon?'' there are like over 100 pigeons near each corner and there asking me this question..worse sometimes they dont even know what type of bird it is.

[My Peanuts]

I have a good one. "Expect the unexpected." If you expect the unexpected then it's not the unexpected anymore. It is by default the expected. You can never expect the truly unexpected.

LOL, deep, right?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I used to love to climb trees when I was a kid. Mom would always tell me, "don't come running to me when you fall out of that tree and break your leg".