Malone: when I'm in a hurry to do something, or be someplace, he grabs something nawtee (off the coffee table or garbage can) and play "catch-me-if-you-can".

Emerson: Whenever I'm bent over to tie my shoes, he stands really close and WIGGLES. I push him away, and he just presses in that much harder. Tieing my shoes can sometimes be a 5 minute ordeal. And Emerson is a real water slop, too. He will take 2 mouthfuls of water, run around the kitchen letting it all dribble out. Repeat 3 or 4 times, and my kitchen is flooded.