Slick, that's awful! So boring to have to spend money on stuff like that! You will have to tell them that you must put away $2000 a month for a luxury hotel experience in California next year and they will just have to split up your share between the other tenants!

What will I get going for breakfast today? Birthday cake, in case Oggy pops in! Yum! I'll bake it in my space shuttle shaped tin, of course.

There really is only one song for the juke box this morning.

click buzz whirr

Ground Control to Major Tom ...