Friday is the BIG DAY for Jenny Wilbanks!!!

The day has come for someone to get married
The Wilbanks gal, the one that was harried,
She left her man at the church.
and the town, in a lurch....

What has changed since that day?
When she called her home, just to say-
Come pick me up, I was forcibly taken
My hair was cut, my confidence shaken.

A pair in a van, took me while joggin'
Chopped my locks and covered my noggin.
Took me on a cross country tour.
And then they didn't want me no more...

The dumped me on a New Mexico street.
With just the clothes on my back, shoes on my feet.
I called my house, in a tizzy.
My fiance's happy, my family is dizzy!

They let me go, I am free!
But I'm lost, where could I be?
At a phone booth on a corner..
The stars are out, the climate warmer!

There's a little store across the way!
I think I'll ask.....and what did they say?
You are in Albequerque!
Buy a Coke? Or some jerky?

You were kidnapped in Georgia and here you landed?
We thought you were dead, we took your safety for granted!
Let's call off the dogs, you are safe and sound.
Once you were lost and now you are FOUND!

After a minute the truth has come out!
The country reacts with a collective pout.
You made up a story, to keep from being hitched.
What were you thinking, you little witch?

Four months later, Mason still is in love.
I guess it's a matter of push coming to shove.
Those wedding gifts, collecting all that dust.
Sending them back, wouldn't be just.

Let's just get married, Love conquers all.
Poor Jenny, wasn't the first bride to fall.
I don't remember any other names.
The other gals just accepted the shame.

They just said, "I cannot be a bride!"
They didn't run away, they didn't hide...
They took a noble step, who could ask for more?
They apologized, then they hit the door!

No abduction stories, of vans and wacky pairs.
No molestation tales, no chopping of hair.
Jenny, poor Jenny, was a little mislead.
A little confused, touched in the head...

Time heals all wounds, or so it is said.
Says her fiance, face no longer red,
"I'll still marry my gal, She's as good as gold.
She'll still be my honey, we'll both grow old-

Together and forever, she is the one!"
People will laugh and call me dumb...
You have to remember, she is my honey-
Plus she made a whole bunch of money.."

From book publishing rights, news interviews
She'll be a star, she'll make the news!
but in the future I may just shout,
"I am outta here, the money has run out!"

"You left me once, it's now my chance
To go far away-How's about France?
It's not your weight, or your snoring.
Or the fact you are really boring.......

You were far more exciting as an abducted lady
But it turns out, your story was shady....
So forgive me if I ask for divorce.
being married to you, Jenny, is possibly the worst..

I will be known forever as the groom left alone.
when you took off running, away from your home..
If our loves lasts at least one more year,
We made it farther than Britney Spears...



BEST WISHES BOBO!!!!

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