How to Tell if Your Cat is for Real

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AND A TRUE CAT,WILL SIT,FOR HOURS,AND ONLY MOVE,WHEN THEY CAN INTECEPT YOU,PREFERABLY,ON THE STAIRS.
A TRUE CAT,WILL ONLY LOSE,THIER LUNCH,IN SPOTS,THAT YOU CANNOT AVOID,IN THE EXACT CENTRE,OF A DOORWAY.
AND TRUE CATS,WHEN YOU TELL,EVERYONE HOW WELL,THEY GET ALONG,WILL START WORLD WAR THREE.