Ok some may not find it funny but to this day I think it is hilarious.

Quite a few years ago I was seeing this idiot of a guy. He came home after have a few too many with his buddies and insisted on me getting pizza. I didn't want to cause I knew he would fall asleep before I got back with it. Anyway, after about a half hour of arguing I gave in and went for pizza. And low and behold he actually stayed awake. He grabbed a slice out of the box and took a big bite and preceeded immediately to fall asleep in what was left of the pizza slice. For the first few seconds I said nothing. Then after shaking him a couple of times he got made and stormed into the bedroom. I got the urge as he was storming away. I picked up the slice of pizza and let it fly. It slapped him in the back of the head. OOOPS....we searched and searched for that slice of pizza and 3 days later we found it behind the dresser on the other side of the room. Don't know how it got there aside from the possiblity that is ricocheted off the back of his head and flew in the opposite direction.