I will try to post in human here from now on. I may slip up sometimes, though. I understand cat talk is hard for some humans.

Our contest is going really well this month-we've had over 130 votes come in! This is only the fourth month that we've had it. When My co-founder Razpy and I opened DaFURR, we started gettin a lot of pictures and stories of mommy abuse. We decided to hold a monthly contest, where cats could vote for the most abused. The winner gets many prizes. This month, we're giving away-

Turboscratchers
cat dancers
fishing pole toys
furry mice
felt mice
sisal mice
catnip bag toys
jingle balls
soccer balls
glitter balls
Kookamunga Catnip mouse(like a mini beanie baby, with a pouch for catnip)
laser pointer
a large variety of treats
tuna
catnip

And if there is something special that the martyr wants, we try to get it.

Of course, we hope that your cats aren't subjected to foofy bonnets or being shaved or being photographed it compromising positions. But if they are, we invite them to enter the contest! We're accepting applications now. The cat should e-mail us at [email protected]. Put Martyr of the Month in the subject line. Tell us the tail of woe, and include pictures if possible.

George da Orange!