Yo Eddie,

It's not NICE to do that to Mama and Daddy. I mean, afterall, you come back dirty, expecting dinner, and then doze off into lala land while Mama is itching God knows WHERE!!! I hope ya found what you were looking for.

All this time, Lady Edwina is trying to keep up the cat dignity of the house. Shame on you, Eddie!!

Ya little pissant, WAKE UP!!!!