Not a "Village Idiot" story, but close...

Our family belong to the Oldsmobile Outdoors Club. On various weekends, the entire group goes camping at select campgrounds across Michigan.

The group has a 'Green Weenie' award that is given to someone for doing something..well.... dumb.

My sister was a receipent one year for locking herself in the shower stall.

Not on purpose. The shower house at this specific campground was a large concrete building with heavy metal doors on each shower room. Somehow the lock stuck and she could not get out. After a half hour we got her out. Still can't figure out how she did it. And boy was she ever embarressed.