Yes, I too have the "ventilated" underwear. Luckily nobody consumes it but it really is easier to try to keep it out of reach (covered laundry hamper) than anything else. This is a case of do as I say, not as I do. Mine is kept in a laundry basket in the bottom of my closet and when the closet doors are left open, it is accessible. I'm waiting for one of my two to happily appear with a pair of my "knickers" in mouth when I have guests.

[This message has been edited by RachelJ (edited April 27, 2001).]