Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12
Results 16 to 27 of 27

Thread: Cat-fucious

  1. #16
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Kentucky, LAND OF THE EASILY AMUSED
    Posts
    25,224
    If your heart is pained-pick up your cat.

  2. #17
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Kentucky
    Posts
    7,170
    Originally posted by RICHARD
    If your heart is pained-pick up your cat.
    To quote a cat-fucious honor student:

    Done.





  3. #18
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Kentucky, LAND OF THE EASILY AMUSED
    Posts
    25,224
    Cat in the hand is worth two scratches on your arm.

    The last place you expect to find a cat is the first place you will see them.

    One cat, two cat, three cats-how high can you count?

    A cat owner is nothing but a pin cushion that bleeds.

    A bad cat is told no, cats don't understand english.

    Why are they named "cats"?
    Because "naughty quadraped that sheds and breaks things" is too long.
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

  4. #19
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Michigan
    Posts
    929
    Cat who stand on toilet, high on pot.
    "The best and most beautiful things cannot be seen or touched - they must be felt with the heart." ~~ Helen Keller
    ------------------------------------------------
    Chuck (rb) meowmie misses you!

    ------------------------------------------------



    thanks kittycats_delights for the sig!

  5. #20
    Join Date
    May 2001
    Location
    Stockton, CA
    Posts
    8,683
    Originally posted by RICHARD
    ... Why are they named "cats"?
    Because "naughty quadraped that sheds and breaks things" is too long.
    Classic!!!
    I'm sometimes asked "Why do you spend so much of your time and money talking about kindness to animals when there is so much cruelty to men?" I answer: "I am working at the roots." -George T. Angell, reformer (1823-1909)



    Thank you, Popcornbird for creating this tribute to Summer starring Livvy and Cassy

    Livvy: 11 April 99 - 5 July 09
    Cassy: 11 July 99 - 8 April 11

    If you would like to visit my BeautiConsultant page --
    http://www.beautipage.com/serene_angel_hm_spa/

  6. #21
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    Land of the Ducks...quack!
    Posts
    7,007
    If the house turns quiet...a cat is getting into trouble somewhere!



    These are great Richard!

  7. #22
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Kentucky, LAND OF THE EASILY AMUSED
    Posts
    25,224
    You cannot have your cake and eat it.
    Cracker Jack will climb on the counter to help
    you scarf it down.




    You can't please everyone.
    Especially a finicky cat.

    When the cat's away, the mice will play-
    Heaven help them when the cat comes home.

    What you don't know can't hurt you.
    Wait until you see what the cat broke this time!

    Two is company, three is a crowd.
    Is four a clowder?

    Too many cooks spoil the broth.
    But, cat hair adds to the flavor!

  8. #23
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Kentucky, LAND OF THE EASILY AMUSED
    Posts
    25,224
    Person who owns a cat,
    Gets skin pierced for free.

    A person who cuddles on a cold night with a cat,
    soon knows the taste of cat hair.

    On a rainy night, a cat will never track mud into your
    bed after a bathroom break. Cat litter??? Oh well!!!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

  9. #24
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Kentucky, LAND OF THE EASILY AMUSED
    Posts
    25,224
    A cat and a hairball are soon parted.

    A cat can look at you and scratch the furniture at the same time.

    No pain, no gain-
    How else are you gonna catch that feral?




    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

  10. #25
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Posts
    40,169
    When a Cat,is lloked for,the most,is when,they are the most invisible,to the eye.
    THE RAINBOW BRIDGE FOUND HOTEL ANGELS HAVE A NEW FRIEND IN CORINNA.


    ALMOND ROCCA BATON AND ELLIE ANGELS ARE GUARDIANS TO ETERNAL KITTENS ROCC-EL AND T TEEN ANGEL, ALMOND ROCA , VLAD , PAWLEE , SPRITE. LITTLE HEX, OSIRIS AND ANNIE ANGELS.
    EBONY BEAU TUBSTER AND PEACHES BW SPIKE & SMOKEY


    NOW PRECIOUS AND SAM ARE TOGETHER WITH ETERNAL KITTENS SAMMY ,PRESLEY, SYLVESTER AND SCRATCHY JR , MIGHTY MARINA, COSMIC CARMEN, SAMSON ,UNDER KITTY AND SUNKIST AUTUMN & PUMPKIN.
    MIA AND ORANGE BLOSSOM ANGELS HAVE ADOPTED TUXIE , TROOPER , SONGBIRD AND LITTLE BITTY KITTIES MIA-MI BLOSSOMER, TUXEDO AND DASH AS THIER ETERNAL KITTENS.
    PRINCESS JOSEPH AND MICHAEL ARE CELEBRATING 19 YEARS AS LUCKY FOUND CATS

  11. #26
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    WAY TO CLOSE TO REALITY!
    Posts
    627
    Originally posted by DJFyrewolf36
    If the house turns quiet...a cat is getting into trouble somewhere!



    These are great Richard!
    LITTLE CAT TROUBLE IN BIG CHINA!!

    CAT CLAWS=LOVE TAPS

    HUNGRY CAT, NOISY HOUSE...

    NO REST FOR THE WAITRESS...
    KITTY FRIEND
    TAKE CARE, GOD BLESS
    MULTICATMOM

  12. #27
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Kentucky, LAND OF THE EASILY AMUSED
    Posts
    25,224
    Proctect yourself from crazy cat-
    Pull blankets over head.

    Nocturnal means "Play loudy at night".

    Water dish does not move by itself,
    only cat knows secret.

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Copyright © 2001-2013 Pet of the Day.com