From Southpark *Don't worry, its edited!*

[Kenny has just died in the hospital]
Cartman : I bet him he couldn't do it. I bet him a hundred dollars.
Kyle : It's not your fault, Cartman.
Cartman : Dude, I know, I'm just stoked I don't have to pay him.
Kyle : Oh, that's real nice! He was your friend, you fat ****!

From Hellboy

Hellboy : Hey Myers, you're a talker. What's a good word, a solid word for "need"?
John Myers : Well, "need" is a good, solid word.
Hellboy : Nah. Too needy.