Aww a cute innocent kitty could NEVER do such a thing!!!

From Remus

Hey Marshall! Next time, don't just spin the TP off the roll, figure out a way to get the whole thing off of the holder then drag it around the whole house!

Make sure you shread it really good, small pieces are more fun to play with!!!

Thats what I do

Hey Richard, don't give my cat any ideas ok...