Ha Ha I get it! sorry! Okay I am like the blonde joke queen! I know so many blonde jokes! Okay here i go~lol


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There was this blond and she counted these guys cows and went to the door and said" If I tell you how many cows you have, can i have one?"
"sure" the man replied
"289" the blonde answered
"how did you know"
"lucky guess"
so she got one. The next day she came back as a brunette and did the same thing.
"If i can guess how many cows you have, can i have one?"
"sure" the guy answered
"288"
"How did you know"
"lucky guess"
so she got one. The next day she came back as a red head and said "If i can guess how many cows you have, can i have one?"
"Sure, if i can guess your natural hair color can i have them back?"
"okay"
"Blonde"
"How did you know?"
"lucky guess, can i have my dogs back?"
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A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me"

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony.
She pushes her kneww and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The docotor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"

"No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken"
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One day a blonde was driving by a parking lot and saw a blonde rowing a boat in the middle of the parking lot. She stops and gets out of her car and yells "Its you blondes that make us blondes look dumb, and if i could swim i would come out there and drown you!!!"
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were hanging on a rope, and the rope was breaking and the brunette said "You know what i love you guys, so i'll jump" So she does and the blonde claps!
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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are running from the police. They run down an ally and the brunette goes behind a pile of wood, the redhead jumps in a garbage can and the blonde goes in a potato sack. The police come and kick the garbage can "Roof Roof"
"okay its just a dog"
Then the dig through the pile of wood and the brunettes says "Meow Meeooow"
"okay its just a cat"
Then they go and bump the potato sack and the blonde says "Potato Potato"
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There was a blonde, brunette and a redhead stuck on an island and they found a genie lamp. The genie gave them each 1 wish. The brunette said "I am getting off this island! I wish I was back in Tennesse!" POOF she was gone. The redhead said "Heck I wanna be off this island too, I wish I was back in Texas" POOF she was gone. Then the blonde says"I am getting really lonely, I wish my friends were back!"
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Okay thats enough for now! lol have a good one!