That had me in stitches! The idiots who buy music according to "what's hot and what's not" clearly cannot tell the difference between "good" publicity and "bad" publicity.

I think Britney needs to murder someone to save her flagging career!

Meanwhile, on our charts we have skanky teenage girls who cannot sing. Yet the population, like a flock of sheep, flock to the music stores to buy their crap. Argh, Holly Valance, argh. Mediocrity coming to a store near you............