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We uzed ta have a *problem* wiff soxz...
Dad, bein a Fiur Guy who hazta get UP & dressed inna hurrie iffa pagur goez *Beep*Beep*Beep* inna nite, alluz leaves a pair a sox onna floor - rite side da BigBed. Da Kat an me uzed ta play tug-a-war wiffa sok - Dad alluz gotz reel when he hadda get a spare sok outta the dressur affore he kuld leave fur a Fiur Kall!

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Da *missin* shortz:
Dad noticed da inventorrie of hiz inside, bottom skinz (aka SHORTZ) wuz gettin *low*...
Kept lookin inna warsher & dryer boxez, sayin NawTee Wurdz an countin skin piecez... Where'z dey GOIN!!?
He nebber axked - jest kept mumblin bout "How kan they jest VANISH!??"

Dad wuz inna fallin waddur klozit wun nite whenna Kat wandurz outta da baffroom,
draggin a pair a skanky SHORTZ...
Wher ya goin wiff Dad'z skinz?
Add em to my Stash - they make a gud daytime bed.
Kat disappearz hind da kowch wiffa SHORTZ.

Munth or so latur, Dad'z onna KleenUp Kick - uzin da Rug Sukker inna livin room.
Pullz da kowch out, shuvz da Sukker back inna korner -
Fa-WHUMP!! Rug Sukker *gagz* on sumpin white...

Luckie fur US, *WE* kan't fit hind da kowch;
an der wuz Kat Hare on da pile a Skin Bottumz...
Furder *investigation* diskovered two more pilez of missin bottumz - hind da stuffed chair an inna den...