Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary
... be sure and teach them golf etiquette!
Top 10 frumma Dawggie Ruel & Ettiquitt Book...

10. Pack a Lunch inna NappieSak... Galfurz are sooo slow.

9.. Dont reech fur da ball when it'z onna lil stand atta start line...
. . Gettin *smaked* inna hed wiffa klub hurtz!

8.. Iffin yer gonna wait onna galf Kart Seet; relinquish da seet when
. . dey wanna get back in - no unfrenlee Grrrrin!

7.. Chazin da Kart iz OK; but dont Yap & Bark too much - makez em Krankee!

6.. Be QUICK! Gotta grab da galfee ball affore da kart getz dere!

5.. Mynd da Kart Horn! If it'z *loud* - bettur DUCK -
. . mite be a 9-iurn flyin yur way!

4.. Alluz carry da ball klossur to da lil Flag - dey LIKE dat!

3.. Iffin dey start *hollurin* - akt skairt an drop da ball in
. . wunna da big lakez - serv'z em rite!

2.. *Wate* behind da kart when da ball'z onna "Green"...
. . LOT more challunge ta race da ball an snatch it just affore it dropz inna Kup!

1 No *dumpin* onna Greenz! Do it inna sandy boxez an kubber it up.
. . Pooh onna spikey shoez will make yur Galfey Partnur
. . unwelkum inna 19th Hole Bar aftur yur "Game"!

MOST important - Have PHUNN an enjoy da Game wiff yur new frenz.
Dey will be *shure* ta menshun ya to da Korse Pro aftur da match!