I can relate to the glasses/contacts thing. Hanna will bat my contacts case around, but she hasn't been able to snatch one yet. My glasses though - when I'm wearing them she will chew on them and then take her paw and pull them off.

The worst is when I brush my teeth. If I forget to remove her from the bathroom, she will get right up in the sink, and then I am left standing there with a mouth full of toothpaste suds I can't spit out until I put her outside the door.