Dearest Dolfino, you are absolutely beautiful! What a gorgeous Palomino German Riding Horse you are, with that golden coat and that white mane and tail and that sweet face with the lovely big brown eyes. You and your dear person are very good friends, aren't you! You forgive his/her mistakes, and you come when called in the pasture. You're very gentle, and you never bite or snap. You love apples, and you look in his/her pocket for apples. You are quite handsome, and I like you very much! You are very special to your person, and you love each other greatly, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Dolfino, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, with a special apple or two, of course!







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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