Mitzipu, you are a beautiful cat, with bright big eyes and shiny black fur. You are so neat, playing with all the little toys your sweet humans give you. And so gifted and talented, knowing how to play soccer. You must be a great goal keeper! You have a great taste in music and food, classical music and avocado and corn! Perfect. I congatulate you, Momentous Mitzipu, on being Cat of the Day!