What a wonderful story you tell about yourself and your Momma. You love each other very much. It sounds like you have a very funny language, all your own. I am guessing you must have some Siamese genes somewhere in your lineage. Have your Momma check the very end of your tail for a tiny kink. My Mr. Jinx is a yakker too, but not quite as much as you are. He is all noisy about food, but not so much about the litter box. And I tell him everyday that he can never leave me for at least another 30 years, so he will have to live to 43. It sounds like you and your Momma have similar conversations. As your are older and taking meds every day, it would be a good idea for your Momma to get you a supplement called "Kidney Gold" fka "Tripsy". It is available on a website called PetWellBeing.com. Meds are hard on the kidneys and older cats are prone to kidney failure anyway. It has many very good reviews, so have your Mom check it out. She just needs to put a few drops on your food each day, so it's simple to take. Happy Cat of the Day to you, pretty girl. And MANY more happy years chattering to your Momma. God Bless