Calvin does the AM parade. All over me! There's the kidney crunch, whiskers under the nose, standing on my chest, parading up one side and down the other. Ankles and wrists are not small enough to be spared either! I've seriously taken to waking him from naps so he'll be too tired to wake up at the godforsaken hour he choses. I purposely got a kitty with no meezer in him for the talking! Had one before and neighbors in my apartment building would ask why the baby cries so much! Had to tell them it was a stinkin cat! LOL! Just kidding! Part of the deal with sharing your life with a fourlegged furkid!