Just because an unexplained pain "feels a little better" does not mean you can leave the Emergency Room. If it was bad enough to bring you there, it’s bad enough to be your appendix exploding. #LFMF
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Fetus shaped cookies are not an appropriate treat to bring to a baby shower. No matter how twisted you and the mom-to-be are, it doesn’t mean her family is. #LFMF
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When flipping the bird and shrieking at a driver 2 blocks from your workplace, make sure you know EXACTLY what kind of car the new VP drives. #LFMF
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When referring to your boss as the "Spawn of Satan" in an email to a friend, make sure to delete it from the history and close your email program before going to lunch. Sometimes the Spawn likes to sit at your desk while planning the taking of your soul. #LFMF
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