Sometimes the "lap fungus" can spread to your chest and shoulders:
"Monkey toes" - somewhat like turkey toes, but it's when a kitty is using the back toes to hang on to a window ledge or similar skinny place, the way monkeys use their feet like hands!
"Making a flagpole" is what their back leg does when they are washing their nether regions.
"Heavy head" - when a kitten is playing and all of a sudden, their head just flops over and they fall asleep.
"Sumo pose" - beautifully demonstrated by the lovely Ritzy here:
"Kitty boobies" - another name for the parade float or meatloaf.
"Cotton balls" - this could be either an adorable white puffy muzzle, OR the white "goodies" on the back of a male cat.
"Digging for buried treasure" - cleaning the litter box.
"Crime scene" - pretty much anywhere the cats have been when you're not home, with obvious evidence.
"Watery love eyes" - my daughter coined this one; it's when a kitty looks at you with love in their heart and their eyes get a little watery.
"Nosekoosies" - when a kitty "kisses" you with a raspy tongue on the end of your nose.
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