"Time wounds all heels!" - Grouch Marx.

"He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat" - Baseball's Tommy Lasorda, on a player who wasn't hitting at the time.

"Whoa, Nellie!" - Dick Lane, broadcaster.

"Don't worry, it's a long way from your heart." -On getting a booboo and-
"Whatcha got, hot rod?" -R.V.

"This is not our planet, Monkey Boy!" - Buckaroo Banzai.