My human's as goofy as yours! She meows and cavorts like a kitten, especially when she has her sound-maker machine going. And one minute she grooms my ouchies nicely, clipping away mats and crumbling off scabs - and the next, she's slathering me with slimy stuff that smells like human-shampoo! She hasn't come after me with the flashy-box for a while, though - says she's waiting for all my fur and whiskers to grow back. I really do love her, though, and I can't imagine life without her. I just wish she'd remember my name more often. One minute I'm "Poofly Cuddlebeast" and the next I'm "Fuzzyfluffins." It's enough to give you an identitiy crisis.

Love, Smudge