I had an Austin Healey Sprite sports car when I lived in Singapore in the early 70's. My girlfriend had to get out and push it so I could clutch start it, everytime we wanted to go somewhere. One night on my way home from my girlfriends place....I stopped at a red light, and the whole car fell into two pieces....front end and rear end. It only cost me like 250 bucks when I first bought it, and I had a lot of fun in it for sure. But the next week, I went back to the very same Chinese dealer who had sold it to me, and asked him to keep a look out for a MG Midget.....and in his broken English he said to me "Hey John, you want MG maggot ???" That was enough for me....I bought my cars elsewhere from then on. LOL
Wombat