Dear Princess Sophie ~

Cinner sez...
Take it frum a former-chewer - yer Mom iz gonna be a lil hard to get along wiff until youze Stopz da rug, sheet, and blankie chewin!

I wuz a Gud Dawggie fer bout the furst 6 munthz - then started chompin on furniture iffin I gotz left alone inna Ranch. Aftur the sekund chompin seshun, I gotz a new *time-out* chain installed inna basement - sorta like yer Bunnie Howze - and gotz but onna chain ebery time Dad lefted me alone... Dint take me so berry long to figger out da rulez - eben *lookin* atta furniture gotz me inna basement onna chain so fast I kunt believe it!

I duzint chew on niffin cept bonez an Smokey NO more!

Try bein da *Gud* Bunnie you wuz before - an I betz the Parsley kumz outta da fridge like it uzed ta!