Mizruz Cinnerz,

No dat bunniez ain't mez but I wishez I hadz some arm muzklez likez dat (an mebbey sum oppositable thumbz) soz I culdz open dat fridgegatorz door an git mez a karrotz ennietime I wantz! They'd be helpiefullz in chazin' da katz too! Yesterdayz my Momma hadz to "take sum aktshunz" wif me jist cos dat katz named Tinker iz a big wuss. It ain'tz my faultz shez funz to chase!