Not to be cantankerous, but in regards to the "cat commandments" I must emphatically state that a "cat commandment" is a foolish and worthless thing, for no cat was born to be commanded.
"Thou shalt not command thy cat."
"Thou shalt love, adore and indulge thy cat, for whatever thy cat may damage, destroy, or disrupt - no matter how valuable, precious, important or vital - is of far less worth than thy cat."
"Thou shalt recognize that thy cat is not thy cat at all, but rather, thou dost belong to it and thus thou shalt act accordingly, even by acting in obediance to all commands that the feline may levy upon thee."
That is only three commandments, not ten, but three is quite enough.
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