Obsessed I am of this Wilbanks gal.
From Judith Regan, she got a call.
"I publish books 'bout the not-so- famous.
The stories are stupid, they do not shame us."

A half a million bucks to give.
So Mason and Wilbanks can comfortably live.
And maybe have the wedding of dreams.
With a real loud band to drown the screams.

The public screaming, Is this right?
We worried about this bimbo's plight!
She's drained the county's emergency budget...
She's a real big liar and what did we get?

Notoriety for the stupid story...
While her and Mason collect the glory.
Book deal, interviews and some money.
another wedding date? God, that's funny.

A minor celebrity the media created...
Loved by some, by others hated.
Jenny Wilbanks, Gonna write a book!
and with the cash she'll change her looks!

A real haircut is a must.....
And she won't leave town in a bus...
The end of the story hasn't been written.
Her fiance is still smitten!

They are planning for a wedding day.
When that happens, who can say?
When he takes her for his wife.
He can say hello to a miserable life!

The runaway bride, with stress in her heart
left the wedding of which she couldn't take part
How long will this love last who can say??
About as long as a f@rt on a windy day!!