Wilbanks, in the news again!
She gotta pay the money spent
To try to find her kidnapped butt!
(don't tell the in-laws, she is a nut!!!)

A date in court to sort out this mess,
She wore pants, no wedding dress!
A bewildered look upon her face.
I wasn't kidnapped, I just needed space.

This little joke, you're the punchline, Jenny!
You just need a kick, in the fanny.
Wasting all the county's money...
You ran away, you weren't THAT funny!

Some community service and a little fine
We'll all forget you, in due time..
The crazy gal, that couldn't get hitched.
Because you are a goofy 'gal'..