parrot joke

Two Strings
A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg
when a man walked in looking to buy a pet. A shopkeeper came
over and started to try and sell him a dog when the man noticed
the parrot. He asked what the strings were for and the shopkeeper replied, "Well, if you pull the right string the parrot says, 'Polly wanna cracker'. If you pull the left string it says,
'my name's Sam' ".

The man being of the inquisitive nature tried both and thought
it was really neat, but was still curious. So he asked what
would happen if he pulled both strings, the parrot piped up,
"I'd fall off the perch you idiot!!!"

Here's another parrot joke that I rather like:
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "But I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship." "Thank you!" the woman responded. So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house.
The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"

John

LOL, those two jokes are great!!! Thanks for sharing :)

LOL Randi:D :D :D

Randi, That is hillarious!!LOL LOL LOL

Hehe!!!:D You absolutely cracked me up Randi!!n LOLOLOL!!